Christmas Light Special

 My Christmas decorations are up. As are several of my neighbours’.  Speaking of which one of my neighbours questioned me about my Christmas lights. “Where the fuck did you find all orange Christmas lights?”

“Dollar store had them on sale once Hallowe’en was over,” I told him. Elections BC may restrict how much we can donate to a political movement but they cannot restrict how many orange Christmas lights you have.

“Well they’re fucking ugly but if they make you happy what the Hell,” he said before he continued down the road with his dog. I looked back at my house. It was glowing like a giant tab of orange sunshine. I guess maybe it was a little ugly. Needs more orange.


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