I say it is a good idea to get across this great fat land of ours once in a while if only to better appreciate the Andre the Giant size of the place, the Andre the Giant stink of the place and the Andre the Giant look of the place. Fuck, there's more to your country than sneaking across the line to buy gas and hating the Maple Leafs and there are more people in Pearson International on a weekday than there are in all of British Columbia when we are in America buying gasoline and shit.
I am back east because one of the Fords (I get them mixed up) called a mid-winter election. What an asshole. It looks like the Tuk out there. All frozen like a Dairy Queen ice cream cake in a wind tunnel.
I have re-newed my acquaintanceship with my all-star candidate and their team, made myself comfortable in the laneway house that is mine until month end, went out for groceries and filled the fridge with beer.
Time to make Doug Ford fucking pay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvJ40FdXZWU
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